Be sure to take a good look, this is the last you will see of me.
Tony will exist no longer. If you happen to see me again, remember...
What you think you saw, you did not see.
We're your first, last, and only line of defense against the worst scum of the universe
If we ever show in your section -- believe me -- it's for your own protection.

Join the elite in black today.
We aint on no government list. We straight don't exist, no names and no fingerprints.
We see things that you need not see, and we be places that you need not be.
So go with your life, forget that Roswell crap -- show love to the black suit.

Join today and get a discount on your Ray Ban 'Predator' sunglasses.
Suit and tie required, weapons provided, transportation optional.
Sign up today! We'll find you. You know who you are.
Those applicants not meeting qualifications won't remember anyway.
Have a nice day.